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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Joke of the Day From Sandee Comedy Plus

Image from teacupyorkies.com

Here's another joke from Sandee to spice your day! The title is The Handsome Stranger

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.

The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance. He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire.

With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need.

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long.

And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, “It’s too big! – it will never fit!”

Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes.

And he knew it wouldn’t be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and again… Don't ya just love shopping for shoes?

2 comments:

Sandee said...

I love this joke. I also like my graphic better. Although your little buy is a cutie pie. Just saying.

I really love it when you lift my jokes.

Have a terrific day. :)

David B Katague said...

I agree! your handsome graphic reminds me of the young Julio Iglesia, my wife favorite singer. I will have a short write up on Julio in one of blogs tomorrow. Have you heard of Julio Iglesia, Sr?

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